August 2012
When people ask me why I eat too much
sodamnrelatable:
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My ex-wife still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN'...
one-paul-five-gays:
Its funny cuz marriage is TERRIBLE
atta boy
misnina:
yagami-sunshinni:
DID HE JUST?
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
sodamnrelatable:
I’m just like:
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everyone on tumblr is so pretty and I'm just here...
sodamnrelatable:
hi guys
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ohsoakimbo:
That one follower that always reblogs you.
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2006: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2007: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2008: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2009: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2010: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2011: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2012: Wow, I'm really annoying this year
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Things parents forget to tell their children: →
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then...
cee-net:
ohio-is4-lovers:
Plot twist: Nobody gets offended by a tumblr post
Those “nobodies” have names, asshole
Oh the fucking Gods xD
YES
speakerwiggin:
billcorbett:
Corn is a type of grass.
Re: the many times I am asked “Is corn grass?” because of this RiffTrax short.
If this means nothing to you, I understand! Move on with your life and pretend this never happened, it’s best for EVERYONE.
But if you once asked, are asking now, or plan to ask in the future…
The answer, once and for all time, and put here for easy...
