madeofeyebrows: kheprisun: So like. Do you ever just sit in front of your computer and stare at someone and wish they would get online? And then when they do you continue to stare at their little icon going Message me first, because I don’t wanna do it in case I’m bothering you and I don’t wanna bother you because I like you and if I bother you then you won’t like me but I really wanna talk...
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
thegoddamazon: Always. :) yesh! :D
madeofeyebrows: reaill: tyleroakley: I usually hate street performers. Unless they’re good. Like this guy. wow If your loins are not on fire by the end of this video, step out of the flesh-suit, because YOU ARE NOT HUMAN. holy shiiit. I woulda stood there to watch in awe and when he was done, I then would have emptied my wallet into his violin case. After I was done WEEPING of...
madeofeyebrows: thegoodsonisbad: lennonsmomma: thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: God Bless America, the latest uproariously twisted comedy from weirdo-actor-turned-weirdo-director Bobcat Goldthwait, gets its first official trailer. The film, which stars Joel Murray as a 45-year-old unemployed divorcee with a brain tumor who teams up with a nutty teen named Roxy (Tara Lynne Barr) to...
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?