broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

YOUR HAIR ISNT EVEN THAT LONG WHAT but ahahaha what a dumb bitch, at least you got money out of it pppfffffahaha

(via seewhatsinyourheart)

orderlybunker:

• Tumblr will remain independent
• Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
• The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
• There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
• The terms and conditions will remain the same
• Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
• ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg

Yay good

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superheroes-or-whatever:

Pam from Archer

Bum Shock Fights xD

(via doggables)

raviolitimelord:

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.

(Source: margaritka2005, via hyenakind)

mavvy-the-vulpix:

dahbluepeepswhiteydragon:

askgrumpyleon:

sluttyfinnick:

project-helix:

ojokawaii:

badjade:

superhighschool-levelgreekgirl:

penccils:

digitide:

altairchan:

connors-wife:

whereischarlesleee:

brotherhoot:

What is your Assassin name?

short eagle that has to be the worst fucking name i have never heard

Fiery sun tho

Bloody eagle I’m metal as shit

novice blood

fucking hardcore

sharp dagger

wow incredible

Rising Eagle

aaaaaaw yeah

Novice Eagle but

I LOVE HOW IF YOUR LETTERS ARE T AND H

YOU GET MOON MOON.

Cries Ancient Secret 

Sharp Knife wow

MOON MOON

GODAMNIT

Scarlet Moon.

Hidden Moon

Scarlet/Short Embers.

Short Turkey…

This is a bucha bullshit, half of these words are not badass Im mad.

I love this episoooddde. And Pam :D

(Source: taramarkovs, via whenthewolfcomeshome)

lydiarts:

I turned all my patterns into pencil cases! I’m selling these for $10 each if anyone wants one.

Unfortunately the dinosaur, sloth, and dragon bags are for friends.

(via kexx)

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

AND SOMEONE DREW IT. AAHH. SO.GOOD

(via kexx)

videoisvideo:

twarda:

Bulbasaur painted on Nintendo 3DS. Began in a bus, 1/2 was done at university and another bus, then ended at home.

painted on Nintendo 3DS.

WWAAAAHH.

BEST BULBASAUR what a cuuutteeyyy

(via kexx)

kexx:

When I get my own house having a big bathtub is a must for me. Also someone to take baths with me. Yes. u//w//u

Okay i will!! :Dc as log as we can pretend to be mermaids and kappas and other silly stuff :P

And yes omfg big baths~~ i never really been in a big or deep bath.. I bet its heavenly~ * w*

(Source: fuckyeahinteriordesigns)

supaslim:

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden

(Source: slothwrestling, via fluffyhawk)

What is this from???

How cute ; w;

(Source: dekomoron-archive, via rape--princess)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

detective-comics:

Gotham City Sirens | Kevin Raganit

^ My Gotham OT3 :D

They should be fabulous villainess girlfriends together I feel <3

(via supremepariah)

my-kala:

verticurl:

I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone

The most accurate thing I’ve ever read

(via tsuerisunongaku)

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